Yanks 4, Cards 3 #ClutchClippard

April 14, 2017

Watching winning baseball is a lot of fun. While I wouldn’t exactly say the world’s at my feet, at least I had a handful of respectful Friday night options.  Ultimately I decided to reward the New York Yankees for a solid week of work by grabbing a pizza, two liter of cola and staying in … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#93) Sir Kenny Loggins – Danger Zone

April 14, 2017

Let’s make one thing abundantly clear before proceeding. When  on the pages of MoranAlytics you’ll refer to Kenny Loggins as “Sir” Kenny Loggins.  You’ll do so without fail.  Neglecting to address the utlimate movie soundtrack performer of all the times as anything other than Sir Kenny Loggins will find you eternally banished in these eyes. If … Read More

Yanks 3, Rays 2 #SevyAndHicksShow

April 13, 2017

It took nine games to arrive there but the New York Yankees got over the .500 hump tonight. Aaron Hicks went deep twice to deliver all the offense, Luis Severino was superb on the bump and the highly touted tandem of Dellin Betances and Aroldis Chapman closed the door on the Tampa Rays as the … Read More

Bills: Damn you, Ian Rapoport

April 13, 2017

I woke up this morning and within minutes was ready to throw up all over my laptop rather than enjoy my breakfast.  It’s not attributed to food poisoning, drinking expired milk or an illness such as cough due to cold No, it’s because of a Tweet from NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport—that bastard. According to Rapoport … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#94) Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time

April 13, 2017

If you want to be the one that categorizes “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” as Cyndi Lauper’s signature song you’re within your rights.  However, I have but one ditty of hers on this countdown and which one for me is a no-brainer. “Time After Time” is an exquisite love song.  With the exception of my … Read More

Yanks 8 , Rays 4 #AaronJudge&Jury

April 12, 2017

Through four innings at least, the Tampa Rays completely muzzled the sweltering New York Yankee bats. The way the Bomber offense is going these days, that’s not nearly enough. The Yanks trailed, 3-0 going into their half of the fifth inning before exploding for eight unanswered runs over the next three frames and winning, 8-4 It’s … Read More

Tim Murray Is The Best At Press Conferences

April 12, 2017

I hope the Buffalo Sabres can begin reversing their fortunes next season, if for no other incentive than Tim Murray staying on as general manager forever.  Unlike so many executives and their vanilla commentary, a Tim Murray presser is typically pure gold. Whereas the Sabres 2016-17 campaign yet again left fans disenchanted, Wednesday’s 31 minute, … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#95) Billy Joel – Uptown Girl

April 12, 2017

Being born and raised in the great state of New York, it can’t be overstated how smooth Billy Joel is.  He’s a New York City icon and his music is treasured by New Yorkers everywhere.  If he couldn’t get any cooler, the dude dated supermodels and not just any — we’re talking Elle Macpherson and … Read More

Smackdown Recap: “Superstar Shake-Up” Conclusion

April 11, 2017

I was praying Smackdown would kick off with paramedics wheeling out the corpse of Roman Reigns— still strapped on the stretcher from Monday night thanks to our conqueror Braun Strowman and revealed as the newest member of the brand.  That didn’t happen.  Oh well. ♦ Instead, the show in Boston opened with newcomer Kevin Owens … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#96) Madonna – Papa Don’t Preach

April 11, 2017

There’s two things I recall so vividly when “Papa Don’t Preach” was released in 1986—Instantaneously it turned into one of my favorite Madonna songs (with plenty of other contenders), and even more so the total shit-storm it caused from haters protestors. Critics in general and women particularly lost their damn minds over some of the lyrics— … Read More